Haunted

Excerpt

From "Martyrdom"

So he's eating, or trying to eat, when there's a sound as of silk being torn, and a furry body comes flying at him, snarling, incisors longer and more deadly than his own, claws, hind legs pummeling like rotor blades, every flea and tick on his terror-struck little body is alert, every cell of his being cries out to be spared, but Sheba with her furry moon face has no mercy, she's a beautiful silver tabby much adored by her owners for her warm affectionate purring ways but here on this May morning in the ancient brick building housing the Metropole Bakery she is in a frenzy to kill, to tear with her jaws, to eat, the two of them locked in the most intimate of embraces, yowling, shrieking, he'd go for her jugular vein but, shrewd Sheba, she has already gone for his jugular vein, they are rolling crazily together in the filth, not just Sheba's terrible teeth but her maniac hind legs are killing him, yes but he's putting up a damned good fight yes he has ripped a triangular patch of flesh out of her ear, yes but it's too late, yes you can see that Sheba's greater weight will win the day, even as he squeaks and bites in self-defense Sheba has torn out his throat, she has in fact disembowled him, his hapless guts in slimey ribbons now tangled in her feet, what a din! what a yowling! you'd think somebody was being killed! and he's dying, and she begins to devour him, warm-gushing blood is best, twitchy striated muscle is best, pretty Sheba shuts her jaws on his knobby little head and crushes his skull, his brains inside his skull, and he goes out. Just goes out. And the greedy tabby (who isn't even hungry: her owners keep her sleek and well fed, of course) eats him where they've landed, snaps his bones, chews his gristle, swallows his scaly tail in sections, his dainty pink-whorled ears, his rheumy eyes, his bristly whiskers, as well as his luscious meat. And afterward washes herself, to rid herself of his very memory.

Except: wakened rudely from her post-prandial nap by a sickish stirring in her guts, poor Sheba is suddenly wracked by vomiting, finds herself reeling ungracefully and puking on the stairs, descending to the rear of the Metropole Bakery, mewing plaintively but no one hears as, teetering on a rafter above one of the giant vats of vanilla cake batter, poor Sheba heaves out her guts, that's to say him, the numerous fragments and shreds of him: a convulsive gagging and choking that concludes with the puking-up of his whiskers, which are now broken into half- and quarter-inch pieces. Poor puss!—runs home meek and plaintive and her adoring mistress picks her up, cuddles, scolds, Sheba where have you been! And Sheba's supper comes early that evening.

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Contents

Reviews

• Kirkus Reviews, December 1, 1993, p1484
• Library Journal, January 1994, p168
• Publisher's Weekly, January 17, 1994, p406
• Rapport, v18 n1 1994, p29
• Locus, February 1994, p19
• Chicago Tribune Books, February 6, 1994, p1
• Los Angeles Times Book Review, February 13, 1994, p6
• New York Times Book Review, February 13, 1994, p34
• USA Today, February 17, 1994, D6
• Houston Post, February 27, 1994, C5
• Locus, March 1994, p56
• Wilson Library Bulletin, March 1994, p102
• Booklist, March 1, 1994, p1181, 1188
• San Francisco Chronicle Book Review, March 6, 1994, p3
• Boston Globe, March 18, 1994, p73
• Washington Post Book World, August 7, 1994, p6
• Necrofile, Fall 1994, p12

Awards

• World Fantasy Awards, Collection finalist, 1995
• Best Mystery and Suspense Stories, 1993: "The Model"
• National Magazine Awards, 1993 finalist: "The Premonition"
• Year's Best Fantasy and Horror, 1993: "Martyrdom"
• Year's Best Fantasy and Horror, 1988: "Haunted"